Tale of the times

Published 10:37 am Friday, September 16, 2016

I see that Hillary refers to Trump supporters as a “basket full of deplorables.” This reminds me of an old story.

Little Red Riding Hillary took a basketful of enlightened liberals to Grandma’s house. They all got drunk and high and made a mess while Grandma cooked their dinner, did the dishes, washed and folded their clothes, made sure the illegal immigrants all got a hot shower, and knitted prayer rugs for the unvetted terrorists (oops, I mean refugees). She then gave each of them 20 bucks and drove them to the Bernie Sanders rally.

Next week Little Red Riding Trump went to Grandma’s house with a basketful of deplorables. They brought her flowers, mowed her lawn, cleaned her kitchen and took her out to dinner. Then they went to the NASCAR races and all stood for the national anthem together.

The deplorables asked Grandma if she wanted to go to her safe place if she felt mildly uncomfortable. She said, “No thanks. Who cares if self-entitled lazy moochers call me a deplorable racist? Those fools can’t even feed themselves.”

– Dennis Doucette