Pat Cashman

Opinion

Hard to put this picture in neutral

See the picture of the goofy-looking guy that accompanies this column? Well, that’s nothing. You should have seen…

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Drama usually a big part of inauguration

There’s enough inherent drama in next week’s presidential inauguration that you might think it wouldn’t be necessary for…

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Pointless debate leads to holiday memories

On a very late night recently in downtown Seattle, I saw a scene unfolding that looked like big…

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Okay, that’s MR. Smarty-Pants to you

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No matter how you cut it, slug is not appealing

When Noah was getting ready to push off with his ark, the story goes, God told him to…

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Plum Book makes for great bedtime reading

If you’re looking for something dull to read but have already completed the phone book, here’s a great…

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Yawn…. A sleeper of a study

Here’s a headline for you: “A NEW STUDY HAS COME OUT!” Now that you’ve been thoroughly startled, let…

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Anyone seen my ‘World’s Greatest Columnist’ shirt?

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Nothing musical about this chair shortage

While out for a jog the other day (a jog that turned into a sprint when a German…

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Fear and loathing on shot day

Season’s greetings to you! I mean the flu and cold season, of course. Unlike other seasons, we are…

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Dudes and girls … oh the labels

When I was a teenager, I remember watching TV at Dean Cartmill’s house. Dean was my best friend…

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Vintage or outmoded? You be the judge

The other day, I noticed that the laptop computer I use for writing this column was behaving differently.…

News

‘…You say you hit a pergola?’

Last week, a semi-trailer truck clipped a corner of the historic downtown Pioneer Square pergola in Seattle. Luckily,…

Opinion

Winners and losers, what does it mean?

I was sitting in the stands a couple of weeks ago when the Huskies football team saw a…

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Old age didn’t slow down the pranks

My granduncle was the oldest man I had ever seen. His name was Father William Cashman, and I…

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And if elected as your president …

I suppose this is coming a bit late in the game, but I don’t have much going on…

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Bigfoot makes less-sizable impression

You might have seen the news story last week: A couple of guys from Georgia told people that…

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Kids have handle on hanging shoes

A friend of mine was driving past a cemetery with his 4-year-old daughter one day and noticed her…

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Acne woes recall teenage angst

The phone call came in during the early morning hours. “Cashman, it’s me,” said the voice on the…

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Upgrade your seats? Get a celebrity dog

A few years ago, I put my daughter on an airplane to Europe. I didn’t want her to…